Things that make me go hmmm part 2

1. Techno music. It just doesn’t make sense at all to me.

2. The obsession over Miley Cyrus. What is the big deal? She puts on a wig and takes it back off. Let her go through her cocaine induced stupor like the rest of the Disney channel’s finest (Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson)

3. Does anybody else find it weird that Bob Saget is the NASTIEST bastard on the planet?

4. What happened to Play from Kid n’ Play?

5. When did African-American kids start believing that professional sports or entertainment are the ONLY venues to success?

6. Why is Hillary Clinton so deluded about her place in history? She LOST! Accept it and give Bill a “rub and tug”. It might save her marriage.

7. When did the Chicago Cubs become respectable again? This is fucked up beyond ALL recognition to me.

8. Why do large women wear thongs? Looks like a yeast factory meltdown.

9. When did instant messaging become the voice of generation Y? Thanks for fucking up hundreds of years of perfecting language.

10. Why are people SO surprised that athletes cheat with performance enhancing drugs? When your entire LIFE is based on PERFORMANCE you might want to stack the odds in your favor.

11. The obsession over abs. They look nice but their utility in daily life is pretty suspect.

12. Taking a “break” instead of actually breaking up. It’s kind of like giving the other person a lease to fuck on the side and get away with it without guilt.

13. When did relationships become SO complicated and frustrated that people had to enter a personality profile to figure out what they really want?

14. How is it that celebrities make songs about indulging in psychotropic substances and readily admit to habitually using drugs and they are NEVER busted? If I was a cop, I would ALWAYS be over at Snoop Dogg’s house. Dr. Dre’s house too.

15. Who came up with drive-through liquor stores? Kind of setting up for failure…………..

16. How many “American Pie” sequels do they have to fucking make?!

17. When was the last time you saw a Native American in either a film or on television?

18. When did the concept of marriage become a running punchline?

19. Is Carlos Mencia really THAT funny?

20. Why do parents give their children presents like free plastic surgery? I don’t think a boob job is a good graduation present.

21. Guys don’t “lose” their virginity. They “get lucky” Women “lose” their virginity. Think about it.

22. Why is every Big and Tall store within 1 mile of an all-you-can-eat buffet?

23. Why do people assume that just because two people are of the same ehtnicity then they would make a good people? Here’s a little secret………………not all black people like each other. White people don’t always like each other either.

24. The mile high club sounds fun. But have you ever been in an airplane bathroom? Holy shit! Those things are tiny. How could you ever get down in that thing?

25. When some people refer to blacks as “colored”, what color do they mean? Black and white aren’t colors, so I was pretty curious.