Things that make you go hmmm?

1. Why do the New England Patriots have a perception as a squeaky clean team despite the fact they have had multiple thugs on salary?

2. The guy from Mallrats has two Oscars, is married to Jennifer Garner, and now gets to be Batman. Think about it.

3. In a nation with an educational system outside of the top 50 in the world, why does the federal government continue to cut money from education?

4. A double cheeseburger costs $1 but hormone free beef is $3.75/lb.

5. Try to ask an adolescent to carry on a decent conversation. They can’t because texting has impaired their social skills, spelling, and grammar.

6. People hate the Yankees because of their high payroll but the Boston Red Sox have a top 5 payroll and no one says anything. Shenanigans!

7. It’s not cool to let your kids date in elementary and middle school.

8. It’s also not cool to give your kids ipad’s, ipod’s, or cell phones if they can barely read or write.

9. Victoria’s Secret has a new line of lingerie for middle school girls. Think about that, parents.

10. Teachers want to complain about the lack of refinement in academic writing by their students, but practices like diagramming sentences and teaching phonics have been deemed futile and archaic.

11. Blackpeoplemeet.com. Why?

12. The UN= international house of nothingness.

13. Black Friday has now turned into “Grey Thursday”. Once again Thanksgiving gets the shaft for the commercialism of Christmas.

14. Philosophy majors= thinking deep thoughts about being unemployed

15. English majors= working coffee shops everywhere

16. Education majors= changing careers within 3 years of employment

17. $5 footlong. Fundamentally flawed by design, it’s only 11 inches, and purpose. While delicious, people forget that they are eating processed meat on 11 inches of bread. Hmmmm?

18. Return of the Jedi and Trading Places were both released 30 years ago.

19. Lost in Translation and Kill Bill vol. 1 were both released a decade ago.

20. Honey Boo Boo will be able to legally drive in 8 years.